The Desert Community of Borrego Palm Canyon Campground is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Park Ranger with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.112 billion Borrego Palm Canyon Campgroundians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Park Headquarters. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Borrego Palm Canyon Campgroundian economy, worth a remarkable 1,562 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,516 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, in a fit of passion The Park Ranger has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and sex changes are routinely performed at Borrego Palm Canyon Campground's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Borrego Palm Canyon Campground's national animal is the big horn sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Borrego Palm Canyon Campground is ranked 1,814^th in the world and 68^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,024.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.